Archive for November, 2009

Been There, Done That, Got the Tshirt and Burnt it!

November 16th, 2009
by Jack

Like the title states; Been There, Done That!  I spent a lovely 365 days at Guantanamo Bay and the only thing I have to say is… “Damnit! Where was the ice cream shop at!?!” Steven Crowder, it wasn’t there when I was there!  Not that I’m saying he’s pulling one over on us.  In fact I guarantee it’s there.  When I was leaving GITMO they were in the midst of building tons of new things for the Troops to bring us up on par with what they had in Iraq.  Well, except maybe the project to build a go-kart racetrack; I bet that’s probably not in Iraq.

It’s really great that Steven could go entertain the Troops at Club Survivor (the dinky outdoor bar and club inside Camp America).  I remember seeing Toby Keith and other bands like Ballentine while I was there.

Cocktail; We used that terminology. My personal favorite was snicker attack, or being snickered; AKA Brown-log Attack! That’s when a detainee poops in his hand and throws it at a guard. They did however install a poop shield back in 2005 to prevent such things. However, the government as usual isn’t very effective at anything they do.

My only advice would be to Steven is to go back to Gitmo as a journalist (I’m pretty sure Pajamas Media can hook him up with that) and actually visit the detention facility.  If he went as a comedian I know for a fact they would have let him drive past Camp Delta; however he wouldn’t have had a tour of Camp Delta and or X-Ray.  All he has to do is go back with media credentials and he can get a first hand experience of the place instead of rely on his information from other sources.  Not that he’s wrong, but as someone who’s seen the entire place; it’s worth seeing first hand.

It’s also important to note that Camp Delta and X-Ray were completely built from the ground up.  Sometimes I cry at night thinking about how much money the government spent to build the place; only to have Obama close her down.

Don’t get me wrong.  I think they (They being the Dirty Stinking Detainee terrorists expletives) should be tried in court.  However, it should be the military tribunals that the Bush administration had intended.  While I was there the administration had continually tried to give them their day in court.  Except the stupid US Court of Appeals for the 9th circuit over and over again put a hold on the process.  In the case of the detainees getting their due process we can only blame San Francisco Elitists who think they should dictate to the military our right to try the detainees in a military court.  We found’em we should get to Fry’em.  Many have already plead guilty so I don’t know what’s the big deal.

The meanest thing on that island isn’t even the detainees, it’s those darn iguanas. Their mean suckas! They don’t give up either. The only difference between a detainee and an iguana is that if the detainee attacks you at least you can beat the crap out of him. The Cuban Iguana are protected by law as endangered species.

One thing Steven you forgot to mention about the health care of the detainees. If a detainee attacked a guard and both were injured in the process… the detainee would be treated first over the American Guard… It’s true, and it’s sad.

Zabul moves front and center in fight against the Taliban in Afghanistan

November 11th, 2009
by Jack
Stars and Stripes: Zabul moves front and center in fight against the Taliban in Afghanistan

Iran urges Russia to fulfill S-300 missile supply contract

November 11th, 2009
by Jack
Global Security: Iran urges Russia to fulfill S-300 missile supply contract

Obama makes Veterans Day visit to Arlington

November 11th, 2009
by Jack
The Associated Press: Obama makes Veterans Day visit to Arlington

Superiors questioned behavior of Hood suspect

November 11th, 2009
by Jack
The Associated Press: Superiors questioned behavior of Hood suspect

Reserve ID Saves Man’s from Mugging

November 11th, 2009
by Jack
Associated Press: Reserve ID Saves Man’s from Mugging

My Worst Fear Has Come Alive – Ft. Hood

November 6th, 2009
by Jack

For years now my worst fear is that their would be an attack on an American military installation that would show the world that the United States military isn’t safe on it’s own bases.  I came to this realization and fear when I first joined the military.  I had always assumed like many Americans that Soldiers while on base are always armed.  It seems logical; Our fighting forces always ready to fight.

I however quickly learned that this wasn’t true.  In many cases, Soldiers are not even seeing their rifles for 6 months to 2 years at a time.

The federal government, especially the military has the biggest problem with trust.  The official explanation for Soldiers not being armed is that they are all living in the safest gated community in the United States.  However, on Army and Marine bases especially, the perpetrators are those already living on the inside.  I’m sorry but some of our service member’s are criminals who just haven’t been caught yet, and in some cases they have been caught (that’s what a MORAL WAIVER is for).  I hate to say this but the Air Force tends to have the ability to be picky about who they hire.

From a second amendment standpoint; “good” service members aren’t even safe in their own homes.  While gun ownership laws continue to get stricter, most Americans still have the right to bear arms in their own home.  They feel safe with a gun under the pillow.  Service member’s are not allowed to possess personal firearms.

While in government housing (which is mandatory for most) the possession of a firearm is a crime.  A service member can own a personal firearm but must put it in the base armory.  For example, when a Soldier wants to go hunting he/she has to sign out their OWN gun from the armory.

From a security forces perspective it even gets scarier.  A base with approximately 30,000 workers on it is going to have a police force of about 90 to 120 Department of Defense civilian police officers and military police combined.  Most bases work with three shifts, so that’s about 30 police officers protecting sometimes up to 40 to 80 square miles at one time.

Now while the off duty officers might be only 2 to 10 minutes away, they cannot respond.  Security forces (civilian and military alike) currently have to sign out their weapon at the beginning of each shift.  So if their was some kind of major attack on an installation; the police force would be quickly overwhelmed as their relief would have to first arm up before responding.

We have all given up the responsibility of protecting ourselves to police officers.  When a big scary person with a gun comes after you, what do you do?  Call the Police?  Why?  It’s simple, they have guns!  If this was anytime for the 1920s it was a simple solution, “Paw and Maw git yer gun!”  (unless of course they were already touting it.

Excerpt from this thing called the constitution:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Some people argue that the right to bear arms is referring to that of the military.  However, the use of the comma in the bill of rights is clearly used to show separate rights.  The comma is kind of used as saying this is a right, and oh by the way this is also a right and don’t confuse it with the previous this I states.  Like in the 1st amendment the freedom of speech is broken down with a comma showing that the freedom of the press, religion, and to peaceably assemble are all separate and equal rights. Plus, this little thing that states “The right of the people” I mean if the dudes that wrote the constitution meant it to be just the military they would have stopped at the word militia.  But, they were very smart and continued on with, that’s right adding in other people, like you and me!  The People!

Then their are those who say that to bear arms doesn’t include on your person.  A simple look at the word “bear” in the use of a verb reveals this in my trusty dictionary; “to hold up; support; to hold up under; be capable of; to hold or carry; to exhibit; to show; to have and use.”  Then my ever useful thesaurus says, “carry, convey, deliver, ferry, fetch, lug, move, pack, take, tote, transfer, transport.”  To just prove a point the antonym of bear is that of which gun laws provide, “refuse, take, throw away.”  Plus, the word Keep is usually a dead give away.

To boot at the end they added in this thing that says, “Shall not be infringed.”  By definition adding laws that govern the right to bear arms in itself is an infringement.

My point is that if you every watch a western, all the good guys aren’t calling cops to help them.  They all had guns!  You defended yourself!  While I believe we should have a well armed and powerful police force, I also believe that everyone has a responsibility to protect themselves.

If everyone is armed you will still see shootings, but you would never see one person kill 12 people and harm 30 others. You might get two people before the whole  crowd guns you down.

Currently their is a bill before congress H.R. 675 that would change the status of DOD police officers to Federal Police Officers.  They would be allowed to carry weapons at all times, make arrests and enforce laws.  They currently can subdue civilians but have to turn them over to local police.  Who in many cases just release them.  For an example, if a civilian brought a firearm onto a federal installation the DOD police would then arrest them, call the county police department, who would then show up and release the person because they didn’t break a state law.

While I think all citizens should be able to carry firearms on their person at all times without the government arresting them, I do think the DOD police should be able to enforce other laws.

When I use the term DOD police I’m referring to th Department of Army, Department of the Navy, and the Department of the Air Force police.