Archive for the ‘Government Stupidity’ Category

Pentagon Still Full Of Weasels

May 18th, 2010
by Jack

My total premise of this blog is; When is the last time the Pentagon achieved anything?  They haven’t accomplished squat! I’m sorry to say this but just like the history books say, the our military leaders have been largely backwards thinking.  Constantly fighting the last war today, and making large expensive mistakes.

In the large expensive mistakes category:

Comanche Project

ARH-70 Project

Future Combat Systems Project

Army Combat Uniform being so awful troops have to force congress to force the Army to come up with new camouflage pattern

Crusader Project

Let’s not even talk about how the Bradley Fighting vehicle program went on for decades.  So the Pentagon is complaining that we are spending too much money on paying the troops.  It would be my opinion that maybe the Pentagon should get it’s act together since the amount of money they have wasted on projects that were supposed to revolutionize the military, or at least replace aged equipment has turned into embarrassing failures.  The increase in pay to troops is in nowhere in comparison to how much money they wasted on these projects.  The worst part is the double edged sword of the cancellation.

The military just doesn’t lose new weapons, they also lose millions, sometimes billions of dollars for pulling out of the contracts.  How absurd is it to spend decades paying for R&D, then one day saying, opps, we need this but we’re going to do something else, and here is a few billion for us backing out of our contract.  Like it really hurts the company when they back out!  Please, come one.  With the ARH-70 project they need to replace the Kiowa because the frackkin helicopters have been in service since the Vietnam war.  Considering their are only like two competitors for the replacement, it’s very likely that the company that couldn’t deliver is going to win another contract for the replacement of the replacement of the replacement.  I remind you that the ARH-70 was to replace the Comanche which got over budget.  How much money do we have to spend for multiple projects aiming at the same goal that never deliver and only end with wasted R&D?

I say to the Pentagon, don’t mess with the troops money!  Get your act together with procurement before you start pretending like your frugal.  That and from what I understand the pay raises are just to cope with raise in cost of living.

I truly believe we need to move towards a free market system with procurement.  Either that or DARPA should make all our buys from now on.  The only success story I know of are the MRAPs.  We need the Pentagon to start doing the rest of our procurements like they did with the MRAPs.  When we need to replace something, we get it down now and with off-the-shelf technology.  None of this, “Hey let’s spend the next 2 decades researching future technology; which by the time we get around to finishing our R&D the civilian market already has already made our advancements look like stone age technology.”

I’m serious when I say this.  What we need is to get rid of these high ranking officers at the Pentagon that run these projects.  What we need to do is just get a couple of smart PFCs and Specialists and put them in front of the military industrial complex and tell them to go hog wild.  It’s been my experience that anyone who is old enough to work at the Pentagon, is old enough that you have to show them how to use a computer.  People who have no understanding of technology shouldn’t be in charge of the future of our military weaponization.  I’m telling you, young 20 to 28 year old Soldiers play enough video games and read enough about technology that they know what they need.  If you put the “Smart” Soldiers who have been in combat and know what is needed next to their peers in the industry building said weapons, we’re going to be better off.

Hot air!

I’m sorry – Another Healthcare Blog

April 1st, 2010
by Jack

If what I’m about to blog about is any kind of look into the future of health care in America, we’re screwed! So I was talking with an Airman the other day and he just came back about a month ago from a deployment in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) doing VIP bodyguard work. If you don’t much about our mission in the UAE it’s basically us protecting the UAE from Iran. So this Airman has developed a case of Insomnia, he’s only getting about an hour of sleep each night. His Insomnia is derived basically from losing his high-tempo deployment as a bodyguard, transferring back to the United States which is a huge time zone difference, and he’s changed shifts.

A little Ambien is all the kid needs to get some sleep. Many times once you get the sleep you need you don’t need the drugs anymore. Well the Air Force has changed policies and you cannot just show up and say your sick anymore. You got to get yourself an appointment. The problem is the earliest appointment they could give him was 15 days away. If you need to sleep and haven’t slept in a month, do you think another 15 days is going to be an easy thing?

He could just go to a doctor off base, but without a referral from a base doctor he would have to pay totally out of his own pocket. Which defeats the whole reason why we have health insurance; and this is Government Health Insurance in the first place! Doesn’t sound so great to me. I personally have Blue Cross and Blue Shield and I haven’t ran into this problem; and they are a private company. Isn’t Government supposed to be better for the patient?

So the question becomes: Is this on purpose or just a unavoidable thing? If it’s on purpose it’s exactly what the republicans and Tea Party goers have been saying. When the government takes over anything it’s going to have to worry about budget, so if you make something hard to get the person might just end up paying for it themselves and give up their right to the money that was owed to them. If it’s just something that’s unavoidable, well it still supports the republicans and Tea Party goers but isn’t something corrupt, just mismanaged.

Navy Seals + LTC Allen West = UCMJ needs revision

December 18th, 2009
by Jack

The world has changed, and it’s not going back anytime soon; Or ever, for that matter! Just like the absurd thought of copyright laws on the internet and supporting communist ideas after the Soviet Union fell, China went capitalist, Cubans live in poverty, and North Korea depends on world Aid to feed it’s people. In the same respect is the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ).

Just to point out you can’t get anymore anti-American than the UCMJ and the American Military. It blows my mind how I and my fellow military members deal with such a slap in the face of American ideals.

To understand how America could allow something so anti-American to exist it important to understand American history. The United States never had a standing army until after World War II. We always had a very small force that could train a larger force very quickly. The US only raised an army when it was going to war. So in the sense of living under an authoritarian rule for the length of a war was a sacrifice that had to be paid. Since we never had a standing army the rights and privileges of the citizens inside of the organization was never an issue. Their can’t be any change when 2 or 4 years after enlistment the millions of fighters leave and go back to their farms and never care about the Army they had just left.

Many American Soldiers I speak with believe that every military must be the same because the way we run our military must be the most logical. This is of course is what happens when you brainwash people. Don’t get me wrong, in basic training it’s very fundamentally important to get a person to learn how to kill. Everything in our humanity pushes us away from wanting to kill another person.

Our brothers in Europe have a bit more liberty. It mostly stems from the fact that they have always had a standing military and things like the possibility of mutiny and voters demographic come into play. The voters demographic is a big one. Our total military power makes up roughly 3 million out of 300 million; which for my math challenged friends is 1% of the population. In America it’s becoming very rare that the common citizen is even related to uniformed service member. Also, deep rooted customs play a considerable role. The United States Military forces all of it’s males to pretty much have a high and tight hair cut with the side burns very high, and the only authorized facial hair is a small mustache. The only military guys your ever going to see with facial hair are special forces operatives trying to blend in with the local population. Even though in American history it was customary of our our generals to have very large beards. When the invention of chemical warfare came around, the US was very quick to nix the wear of beards. Unlike our Germany pals who to this day still rock awesome side burns and I’ve seen many beard wearing German Soldiers, even officers.

Which seems odd considering how as citizens Americans are much more free from their government than citizens of European countries.

Maybe not the best example but when Americans deploy to a combat zone it’s sure enough that the first order out of the commanders mouth is, “You are no longer authorized to drink beer.” Just like that. When I’ve worked with British and German troops I’ve brought this up and they have all agreed that if their commanders would order such a thing that their would surely be mutiny among the men. I’ve also noticed that the British, German and Canadian leaders treat their people with much more respect.

Once again we must look at history to understand the way things are. Before World War II it was very common for men to reach the 6th grade and leave school to pursue work. The common man was very uneducated. Officers were those who had received education and enlisted were the uneducated. In the simplest of terms you can’t have a uneducated moron running things. Officers were always with the men. Officers led the troops. They were responsible for everything they did.  However, in our current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan you’ll find it very hard to find an officer anywhere off base. Officers very rarely go on missions. Everything is run by Non-Commissioned Officers (NCO). In the past you might have had a captain or a major in charge of a convoy you will now find a First Sergeant or Sergeant First Class in charge of a large convoy. In our current wars officer stay inside the base and write memos and push paper. They make strategy, policies, look at the broader war and run command and control or much larger elements.

This isn’t just possible because the world has changed, or that majority of Americans graduate high school with a degree but because the military requires a GED or High School Diploma to enlist. Because of educational benefits most senior enlisted possess a bachelors degree.

With this knowledge it seems absurd that people like LTC Allen West was brought up on charges for the actions of his men below him. Who shouldn’t have been in trouble in the first place. They assaulted an Iraqi Police Officer who betrayed his country and was selling it out to terrorists. He most likely had 200 to 300 men under his command, how can he be responsible for the actions of so many?

To expand on this, when I joined the military I had always believed that if I did something wrong accidentally or for the greater good that the military had your back. Your leaders had your back. Your country had your back.  Maybe because of the actions of those at My Lai during Vietnam that sent our policy to sell out our men for the smallest of infraction. Which is insane, it’s a war people are dieing and someone gets punched in the face and it’s to jail with you! How many enemies did those Soldiers kill for their country and your going to throw them in jail for punching one?

Warriors like the Navy Seals who are being charged for punching some low-life terrorist in the mouth and/or stomach could face time in prison for something they might or might not have done. The absurd thing is that it went so far that they requested a court-martial, but that it should have ended with their commander saying, “Don’t do that again *wink wink* Now get out of my face! Oh and take some much needed R&R.”

Something is wrong with our Leaders, our law, and our military that these things have to be even spoken about.

How many times did our World War II vets probably go a little over-the-line, we don’t know? Because that generation knew how to keep it’s mouth shut and watch each others back. We’ve lost Esprit de corps and it makes me sick.

article from CNSNEWS.com

The accuser, Ahmed Hashim Abed, is the alleged architect of the murder of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah, Iraq, in 2004. The bodies of the four Americans were burned and hanged from a bridge for display.

The three Navy Seals–Matthew McCabe, Jonathon Keefe, and Julio Huertas–will be arraigned on Monday in Norfolk, Va. They are facing a special court martial–which is equivalent to a misdemeanor charge–and have each denied the allegations of abuse and cover-up.

The trial date for McCabe, the Seal charged with the alleged assault, is tentatively set for Jan. 19, 2010, McCabe’s attorney Neal Puckett said.

Defense attorneys told CNSNews.com that they are waiting to see the evidence from military prosecutors because it is still under review to determine if it is classified. Even the charges, the only court filings in the case thus far, are still under review.

“The government has not handed over anything,” Huertas’ attorney Monica Lombardi told CNSNews.com. “They are now claiming that things are classified, but they are not saying what’s classified and what’s not classified. I filed my discovery request, and they denied it, pending a classification review. … We have no photographs of the alleged injuries. We have no medical reports of these alleged injuries.”

Attorneys for both McCabe and Huertas said they would insist on cross-examining Abed. The Constitution grants Americans the right to face their accuser at a trial.

“If somebody was trying to claim that you assaulted them, but they refused to come into court, what prosecutor in what state would deny you your right to confrontation of the alleged victim?” Lombardi said.

When CNSNews.com asked what would happen if the military declined to bring Abed to the United States to testify for security reasons, Lombardi said, “It would be, at that point, we could ask the judge to dismiss the charges.”

McCabe, a special operations petty officer, second class, is charged with assaulting the detainee for reportedly punching him in the midsection; with dereliction of duty for failure to safeguard the detainee; and with making a false official statement on the matter.

Though news reports differ on whether it was a punch to the gut or a bloody lip, Puckett says the official charge is a punch to the mid-section.

Huertas, a special operations petty officer, first class, is charged with dereliction of duty, making a false official statement and impeding an investigation.

Keefe, a special operations petty officer, second class, is charged with dereliction of duty and making a false official statement.

Under special court-martial rules, all three defendants would face the same maximum penalty, Puckett said, even though the charges against each one deviate slightly. The maximum penalty for the charges would be one year in military confinement, reduction of two-thirds of their pay for a year and discharge from the military for bad conduct.

Lombardi said Huertas greatly appreciates the public outpouring of support since the reports first surfaced of the arrest.

“My client is extremely grateful for all the support from the American public,” Lombardi said. “He’s a career professional who’s just doing his job. It boosts your morale when you know that you go over there and are doing your job and the American public actually does care about what you’re doing. He’s really humbled by it.”

The military first sought non-judicial punishment, called a “captain’s mast.” It would have spared them any chance of imprisonment but would have severely harmed and possibly ended their military careers, Puckett said.

“There was some pressure on them to accept a lesser form of punishment,” Puckett said. “That would have meant that some commander had predetermined their guilt and would have punished them in a way that would have ended their careers. They weren’t willing to accept that and felt that it would not be a fair hearing.”

They each refused the captain’s mast and opted for a court martial, which is a military trial, to clear their names. The punishment from a court-martial conviction could be greater.

Though it was a better option than accepting guilt, Puckett said, such charges should have never been brought.

“Forget what the punishment would be, even a conviction would be a federal conviction for these guys,” Puckett said. “A federal conviction alone–even before you consider what punishment they get–is grossly disproportionate to the misconduct that’s alleged.

“If we’re talking about the detainee getting punched in the gut by Petty Officer McCabe, given the evil that guy [Abed] is alleged to have wrought on American contractors back in 2004 in Fallujah, it seems that it’s overkill to think that it’s appropriate to send these guys to court martial,” Puckett added.

Puckett suspects this was an overreaction by military brass in regards to detainee abuse.

“The most obvious speculation to me seems to be that the American military and particular Army commanders, and this was an Army commander, are overly sensitive to allegations of detainee abuse in the wake of Abu Ghraib,” Puckett said. “I think they feel a need to overly punish, overly react to these allegations to keep future ones from happening again.”

The alleged punch happened on Sept. 1 when Abed was in captivity.

Abed, after his capture, was held at Camp Baharia, a U.S. base outside of Fallujah. He was briefly handed over to Iraqi authorities and then returned to U.S. custody. Another petty officer, not a Navy Seal, reported the alleged abuse, Lombardi said. It then went up the chain of command, and the commanding general ordered the charges.

Lombardi believes if there was any abuse, it might have happened on the Iraqi side.

“He was turned over to the Iraqi police,” Lombardi said. “He is an Iraqi citizen. Eventually, he’ll go home. Wouldn’t it be a lot better to claim the Americans abused you than the Iraqi police?”

Lombardi said there is a legal defense fund for the Seals, and that she is glad the public can see the Seals were doing the right thing.

“They were capturing a terrorist that we’ve been searching for, for five years. They did it in a professional manner,” Lombardi said. “When you think you’re doing everything right and you’ve got somebody saying, ‘no, you did it wrong,’ it’s really nice to know everybody is saying, ‘you did it right. You did us a favor. Why are you being punished?”

My Worst Fear Has Come Alive – Ft. Hood

November 6th, 2009
by Jack

For years now my worst fear is that their would be an attack on an American military installation that would show the world that the United States military isn’t safe on it’s own bases.  I came to this realization and fear when I first joined the military.  I had always assumed like many Americans that Soldiers while on base are always armed.  It seems logical; Our fighting forces always ready to fight.

I however quickly learned that this wasn’t true.  In many cases, Soldiers are not even seeing their rifles for 6 months to 2 years at a time.

The federal government, especially the military has the biggest problem with trust.  The official explanation for Soldiers not being armed is that they are all living in the safest gated community in the United States.  However, on Army and Marine bases especially, the perpetrators are those already living on the inside.  I’m sorry but some of our service member’s are criminals who just haven’t been caught yet, and in some cases they have been caught (that’s what a MORAL WAIVER is for).  I hate to say this but the Air Force tends to have the ability to be picky about who they hire.

From a second amendment standpoint; “good” service members aren’t even safe in their own homes.  While gun ownership laws continue to get stricter, most Americans still have the right to bear arms in their own home.  They feel safe with a gun under the pillow.  Service member’s are not allowed to possess personal firearms.

While in government housing (which is mandatory for most) the possession of a firearm is a crime.  A service member can own a personal firearm but must put it in the base armory.  For example, when a Soldier wants to go hunting he/she has to sign out their OWN gun from the armory.

From a security forces perspective it even gets scarier.  A base with approximately 30,000 workers on it is going to have a police force of about 90 to 120 Department of Defense civilian police officers and military police combined.  Most bases work with three shifts, so that’s about 30 police officers protecting sometimes up to 40 to 80 square miles at one time.

Now while the off duty officers might be only 2 to 10 minutes away, they cannot respond.  Security forces (civilian and military alike) currently have to sign out their weapon at the beginning of each shift.  So if their was some kind of major attack on an installation; the police force would be quickly overwhelmed as their relief would have to first arm up before responding.

We have all given up the responsibility of protecting ourselves to police officers.  When a big scary person with a gun comes after you, what do you do?  Call the Police?  Why?  It’s simple, they have guns!  If this was anytime for the 1920s it was a simple solution, “Paw and Maw git yer gun!”  (unless of course they were already touting it.

Excerpt from this thing called the constitution:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Some people argue that the right to bear arms is referring to that of the military.  However, the use of the comma in the bill of rights is clearly used to show separate rights.  The comma is kind of used as saying this is a right, and oh by the way this is also a right and don’t confuse it with the previous this I states.  Like in the 1st amendment the freedom of speech is broken down with a comma showing that the freedom of the press, religion, and to peaceably assemble are all separate and equal rights. Plus, this little thing that states “The right of the people” I mean if the dudes that wrote the constitution meant it to be just the military they would have stopped at the word militia.  But, they were very smart and continued on with, that’s right adding in other people, like you and me!  The People!

Then their are those who say that to bear arms doesn’t include on your person.  A simple look at the word “bear” in the use of a verb reveals this in my trusty dictionary; “to hold up; support; to hold up under; be capable of; to hold or carry; to exhibit; to show; to have and use.”  Then my ever useful thesaurus says, “carry, convey, deliver, ferry, fetch, lug, move, pack, take, tote, transfer, transport.”  To just prove a point the antonym of bear is that of which gun laws provide, “refuse, take, throw away.”  Plus, the word Keep is usually a dead give away.

To boot at the end they added in this thing that says, “Shall not be infringed.”  By definition adding laws that govern the right to bear arms in itself is an infringement.

My point is that if you every watch a western, all the good guys aren’t calling cops to help them.  They all had guns!  You defended yourself!  While I believe we should have a well armed and powerful police force, I also believe that everyone has a responsibility to protect themselves.

If everyone is armed you will still see shootings, but you would never see one person kill 12 people and harm 30 others. You might get two people before the whole  crowd guns you down.

Currently their is a bill before congress H.R. 675 that would change the status of DOD police officers to Federal Police Officers.  They would be allowed to carry weapons at all times, make arrests and enforce laws.  They currently can subdue civilians but have to turn them over to local police.  Who in many cases just release them.  For an example, if a civilian brought a firearm onto a federal installation the DOD police would then arrest them, call the county police department, who would then show up and release the person because they didn’t break a state law.

While I think all citizens should be able to carry firearms on their person at all times without the government arresting them, I do think the DOD police should be able to enforce other laws.

When I use the term DOD police I’m referring to th Department of Army, Department of the Navy, and the Department of the Air Force police.

Fort Meade: Soldiers Living in Condemned Buildings

September 21st, 2009
by Jack

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I was on a trip to Washington, DC recently and I visited several of my friends that are attending the Defense Information School (DINFOS) on Fort Meade.  I stayed the night inside of the Army enlisted barracks the night before I went to Washington.  I woke up feeling sick with a sore throat after one night stay.  Why is this you ask, or why should you even care?

Well it just so happens that the Army barracks (and maybe the Marine and Navy Barracks) are infested with black mold and it just so happens the government has known for two years now.

I did some further investigation.  What I found was a bit appalling.

Quick Information:  DINFOS is a Joint DOD School it has Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, Airmen and Coasties.  Each service has their own barracks.  However, the Army makes up the majority of DINFOS students.

Black Mold symptoms from Wikipedia

Depending on the length of exposure and volume of spores inhaled or ingested, symptoms can manifest as chronic fatigue or headaches, fever, irritation to the eyes, mucous membranes of the mouth, nose and throat, sneezing, rashes, and chronic coughing. In severe cases of exposure or cases exacerbated by allergic reaction, symptoms can be extreme including nausea, vomiting, uncontrollable bowel movements, and bleeding in the lungs and nose.

It turns out that not long ago a new set of barracks that meets the Army living conditions standard were built.  The new barracks are really nice and designed in an apartment complex style with two rooms and a kitchen to every apartment.  The new complex was built because the old housing doesn’t meet new housing standards.  The Army has the oldest of the barracks so the new barracks were supposed to house enlisted Soldiers.  It makes sense, who ever has the oldest barracks gets the newest first.

Well, that’s not how it happened.  About 2 years ago they found black mold in the barracks.  So what did they do?  They put all of the Air Force enlisted in the new barracks. Just so happens the old Air Force building was newer than the old Army building.  So, put the Army guys in the Air Force building, right!? Nope! They condemned the old Air Force barracks, boarded up all the entrances and built a huge fence around the complex.   Hmmmm….

Doesn’t make a lot of sense till I spoke with someone that works for the commander’s staff.

The commander of the base figured that it would be easier to get more funds from congress for building more living complexes if the Air Force took the new building and then said, “We need more money for housing, the Army is living in substandard housing, and it’s infested with black mold.”  It would have been harder to get money had the Army lived in the new building and the other services lived in their complexes that aren’t as degraded.

Good intentions?  For the Soldiers at DINFOS, the good intentions of getting better barracks are making them sick and could also be causing them to lose their jobs.

How could mold cost someone their job?  DINFOS is for intelligent warriors.  DINFOS teaches courses in; Journalism, Broadcasting, Multimedia and Intelligence.  While all of those jobs require a clear mind, the broadcasting career relies heavily on the ability to speak.  Broadcasting for the military is TV Production and Radio.  Can you think of any radio or TV personality that’s going to take a chance of ruining their money making voice?

So that sore throat from the black mold could cause you to fail in announcing skills.  In the miltiary, failing any subject will either force you into a different career field or expel you from the military.  Several people I talked to said they were getting sick all the time and had to go to the hospital occasionally.

Two years ago when they found the black mold the military took two actions in concern to the infestation.  The first thing they did was remove the tiles.  The tiles were so full of black mold that the weight bowed them in the middle.  The second thing they did was paint over the mold.  I’m not an expert, but I don’t think painting over the mold is enough.

Two months ago, after a meeting between enlisted Soldiers and the Inspector General about computer access and the living conditions in the barracks; the old computer room was reopened.  It just so happened that when the cadre opened the room they found the ceiling tiles sunken from mold infestation.  It’s not clear if they just missed this room previously or if they cleaned it and then closed the room off allowing the mold to grow unchecked by routine cleaning.

Now here is some nasty cover up by the cadre.  The Army cadre were told that the buildings were going to be inspected by the health inspector.  So instead of allowing the truth to come out about the barracks.  They mustered the prior service and the all the fresh out-of-basic Soldiers to replace all of the tiles, and then clean and scrub the two Army barracks with bleach; the night before the inspector was to arrive.

Now you have to ask yourself; Should the government be allowed to dictate health care, when it can’t even take care of it’s own?  Just think of Walter Reed and rats running around.

Insult to Injury: The Airmen just don’t get the new barracks, they also get more money because the new barracks don’t meet Air Force standards.  Whoops!  Are the Army standards really that low they you have to pay Airmen to live in brand new barracks.

More Insult to Injury: The Army only pays more money for housing if your in a combat or danger zone.  Apparently, mold and substandard housing isn’t a danger.

Doubling Over in Insult to Injury: Well, it turns out that the new barracks, that the Air Force dudes are staying in; is full.  So instead of putting them in with the Army or other service.  They gave them their own hotels.  WAH!  I guess Uncle Sam loves my Air Force brother more than me, why not put some Army Dudes in the hotels and get them out of those condemn buildings?

Makes sense.  When I was stationed at Guantanamo Bay a new Air Force arrival showed up at our barracks and immedeatly complained.  The guy was like, “This doesn’t meet Air Force standards.”  Even though there was about 40 other Air Force enlisted staying in the same barracks.  They gave him his own hotel room on base.

Additional Problems I found: This is the other stuff I noticed around the barracks.  The air conditioning doesn’t work in all of the rooms (which they won’t fix because they want to condemn the building).  Even the rooms the air conditioning works in, the air conditioning fails to remove moisture from the air.  It’s just cold wet air.  Which causes the mold and also causes the carpets to peel.  You know those carpets that are built in little squares and are held down by glue, well all of the floors  have missing or destroyed carpet because the moisture causes the carpet to rise and peel.  Since the air isn’t dry, everything is wet.  Electronics start acting funny, clothes are always moldy, the carpets and wooden closets are always wet.

This was also not clear, either the barracks have already been condemned, but remain open.  Or, they are to be condemn once they get people out.

Marines Fighting Dragons, Army’s Standing in Formations

September 10th, 2009
by Jack

The Army seriously has to fire whoever does their advertisements. Unless, the problem is an officer who job it is to tell the advertisement companies what they want.  If it’s the officer then, he should be demoted immediately.

The US Army has by far the worst commercials in the entire world.  The Marines are off fighting dragons while the Army is portrayed as standing in formations making facing movements.  Who really thought that was a good idea?  For god’s sake the Navy’s commercials are nothing but showing off the Navy Seals!  The Navy Seals have to make up like less than 1% of the total Navy, but they make up about 98% of their advertisements.    This is what is called, “Smart.”  The Air Force of course shows off their fighter jets and their Para-jumpers.  Once again, Pilots make up 4% of the total Air Force and the PJ are probably around 1%.  Why are these other services showing off combat, but not the Army?

The Army shows Soldiers standing around in formations, some videos of combat but they are all of Soldiers doing things very carefully, cautious and not being extreme. Also, note the use of really dull music. The Army’s videos always try to instill some sense of pride (BORING!). The other services have this hard rock music and things exploding.

Marines fighting Dragons, I mean Demons! (Proabably a Baylor from Lord of the Rings) (I know there is a Dragon one but I couldn’t find it)

Marines Fighting Wizards!

Marines Doing Crazy Things and Transforming!

This proves cool videos get people (Warning extreme Language)

Air Force Rocking Out the Jets!

Air Force Jumping out of Planes!

Navy portraying it’s 1%!

Probably the Only Army Commercial I liked. Dude Running in Desert being B.A.

Soldiers Standing Around, Not Doing Cool Things, Just Reciting Boring Stuff! (This one makes me think, “Army standing around becoming cannon fodder in formations!”

Really Old Boring Army Commercial

Soldiers Turning Their Heads and Soldiers Jumping out of Planes in a Boring Manner.

This Isn’t Going to Get Young People In The Army

You know what would fix this… maybe a little free market mix up!  I see things like Poptent being the future of Advertisement.

Even the Brits have better commercials then us…. NOOO!!!

I love the music in this one

Choose SOMETHING!