Posts Tagged ‘US’

Marines Fighting Dragons, Army’s Standing in Formations

September 10th, 2009
by Jack

The Army seriously has to fire whoever does their advertisements. Unless, the problem is an officer who job it is to tell the advertisement companies what they want.  If it’s the officer then, he should be demoted immediately.

The US Army has by far the worst commercials in the entire world.  The Marines are off fighting dragons while the Army is portrayed as standing in formations making facing movements.  Who really thought that was a good idea?  For god’s sake the Navy’s commercials are nothing but showing off the Navy Seals!  The Navy Seals have to make up like less than 1% of the total Navy, but they make up about 98% of their advertisements.    This is what is called, “Smart.”  The Air Force of course shows off their fighter jets and their Para-jumpers.  Once again, Pilots make up 4% of the total Air Force and the PJ are probably around 1%.  Why are these other services showing off combat, but not the Army?

The Army shows Soldiers standing around in formations, some videos of combat but they are all of Soldiers doing things very carefully, cautious and not being extreme. Also, note the use of really dull music. The Army’s videos always try to instill some sense of pride (BORING!). The other services have this hard rock music and things exploding.

Marines fighting Dragons, I mean Demons! (Proabably a Baylor from Lord of the Rings) (I know there is a Dragon one but I couldn’t find it)

Marines Fighting Wizards!

Marines Doing Crazy Things and Transforming!

This proves cool videos get people (Warning extreme Language)

Air Force Rocking Out the Jets!

Air Force Jumping out of Planes!

Navy portraying it’s 1%!

Probably the Only Army Commercial I liked. Dude Running in Desert being B.A.

Soldiers Standing Around, Not Doing Cool Things, Just Reciting Boring Stuff! (This one makes me think, “Army standing around becoming cannon fodder in formations!”

Really Old Boring Army Commercial

Soldiers Turning Their Heads and Soldiers Jumping out of Planes in a Boring Manner.

This Isn’t Going to Get Young People In The Army

You know what would fix this… maybe a little free market mix up!  I see things like Poptent being the future of Advertisement.

Even the Brits have better commercials then us…. NOOO!!!

I love the music in this one

Choose SOMETHING!

Iran – Somebody set up us the bomb.

September 9th, 2009
by Jack

Oh Great, It’s not going to be long before Iran declares, “All your base are belong to us.”

War with Iran now?  Unless the US completely pulls out of Iraq and lets Afghanistan become completely undermanned (again) would we be able to fight another war, without a draft.  We just don’t have the manpower to pull it off.  America is already too tired; I’m betting Iran is betting that too.  They will just continue on assuming we aren’t going to do anything about it.  My guess… they are right.  We won’t see an US led invasion of Iran.   The most the US will lead is to the UN asking for more sanctions.  I will guarantee that Israel will take care of the problem. So once again, don’t worry America.

From the Military Times / AP

The United States warned Wednesday that Iran is close to having the capabilities to produce a nuclear weapon and urged Tehran to join in fresh talks with key allies about its disputed intentions.Glyn Davies, Washington’s chief envoy to the International Atomic Energy Agency, said the latest report by the nuclear watchdog shows that Tehran is either very near or already in possession of sufficient low-enriched uranium to produce one nuclear weapon, if the decision were made to further enrich it to weapons-grade.

“This ongoing enrichment activity … moves Iran closer to a dangerous and destabilizing possible breakout capacity,” Davies told the agency’s 35-nation board of governors.

From Times of London

The head of Mossad, Israel’s overseas intelligence service, has assured Benjamin Netanyahu, its prime minister, that Saudi Arabia would turn a blind eye to Israeli jets flying over the kingdom during any future raid on Iran’s nuclear sites.

Earlier this year Meir Dagan, Mossad’s director since 2002, held secret talks with Saudi officials to discuss the possibility.

So what does this mean for America?  Given the fact that Israel is always willing to fight for it’s freedom, this move is almost a guarantee because Israel will not want to give up it’s biggest asset.  If Israel is no longer the only nuclear state in the Middle East, Iran will basically have taken away their hold on the region.  Pakistan and India have possessed nuclear weapons for over a decade and that hasn’t stopped their fighting over Kashmir.  Since Israel has had the bomb they have basically been allowed to do strikes against their opponents with a small amount of chance their target will strike back (Here, Here, Here).  To explain, if Israel attacks another nation, they cannot fight back for fear of being nuked.  By Iran having the bomb this means Israel is then checked.  But not in a good way.  This will lead to full blown conventional warfare.  I believe they can fight each other and not nuke one another.

This is why Israel has to take out their nuclear facilities now.  If they don’t it will end to a full scale war, or Iran using the nuke or giving/selling it to terrorists organizations who will definitely use it against them or anyone else for that matter.

Back to my question, “What does this mean for America?”  Say, we stay out of it completely until they start killing each other.  If they end up fighting each other we will  have to intervene with a combination of humanitarian aid and/or military power and a lot of blankets.